The Epic

… in which we attempt to catalog a single night’s adventure over the course of a month.

Introduction

Today begins what we intend to be a month-long series of posts about a single night’s adventure at an east coast club that we visited while traveling over the Thanksgiving holiday. We haven’t made many posts for the past few months because for various reasons we haven’t had opportunity to have sex with anyone besides each other since sometime in August. We’ve been perfectly happy and content with our just-between-us sex lives, but it hasn’t seemed like something to write about.

It will likely be another month until we have something new to write about, so rather than exhaust all of our storytelling ammunition with one long post, we’re going to break it up into bite-sized vignettes. The other benefits of stretching it out like this include an opportunity to more fully observe the many fascinating aspects of a sex club from the perspective of two relative novices, give our normally slow-to-comment readers (aside from our die-hards Danni, HipSwingster and MikeyInDC) more of a chance to comment or question.

Because our writing has plateaued, our readership has also. We have steady traffic between 35-55 readers a day. That’s pretty good for a stagnant blog with no pictures of naked women, but we’d like to have more. So each day as we make a post we’ll let you know how many readers we had the day before. Please spread the word about our journey by linking to us from your own site. We’ll give credit each day to the top referrer. To get us of to a proper start, we’d like to thank Hot Hard Cock for leading the way yesterday to our total of 48 readers. As the male half of this duo, I would like to not have to write Hot Hard Cock too many more times, so please help us out by referring more readers than that site, which has been stagnant even longer than ours and so shouldn’t be tough to overcome for those of you with active readership of your own.

We won’t be writing about sex today, but later chapters will contain graphic descriptions of public nudity, voyeurism, a lovely young bisexual first-timer, a three-way that was, a four-way that wasn’t, timid beginners, the finger that came from nowhere, sex in a box, group sex, a condom search and two women whose mouths were hungry for each other on a level that was awe-inspiring. It’s going to be a fun month.

Come back tomorrow for Chapter 1… The Uncertainty, in which our fantasies collide with reality.