UFC - Ultimate F(*)#&@&$ Club

There's a new title for "lifestylers." No, we're not swingers. We're "Ultimate Fucking Couples." Hmmm.....

An aside - for those of you just checking in after weeks of our lull, please scroll on down the merry path of sexual promiscuity below and get yourself up to date. I insist. Otherwise you'll be completely lost. Go on. NOW! I mean it. Geez.

Okay, are you back? Good. We'll carry on then.

As Dragon stated, we went to this couple's home for a fun evening of UFC with a few other couples. It was a blast. Everyone was friendly, funny and cute. Yes, we were a bit disappointed when 2 of the other couples left, but it was okay. We had been patiently waiting on this host couple for many months, as they had also been patient with us, so to have each other to ourselves was a nice reward.

Stan (Wish I knew why Dragon named him Stan, but I'll stay with it for continuity's sake), as luck would have it, appreciates good scotch as do I. Me LIKEE scotch. He had some terrific stuff, and after a red bull and vodka, followed by a glass of this smooth liquid, I was pretty much toasted. But functional.

Everyone left, the fight was over, and after the brief Jenga set up and tear down, some focus was on me. I won't ever fight that off. A gorgeous woman between my thighs, men on my mouth and breasts. HELLO. I can live with that ANY day. It was superb.

Stan and I sprawled out on the couch eventually and he began to do some really terrific things with my body. My mind immediately went back to that "happy" place, so I can't relay the chronology accurately, but I will relay the "work" he was doing. He was using his hands on me quite effectively (thank you, Stan). I truly do enjoy a good finger fuck. Finger fucking, when done well, is better than any sex toy in my humble opinion.

So, he's basically fucking me with his hands, smacking my pussy, talking dirty to me, and just being very assertive and aggressive which I LOOOOOOOVVVVEEEEE. Nothing gets me going more than that. Dragon knows this and works it quite well with me when we're on our own, but I found in this second of our playtimes, a lot of fun with another man. It took some of the pressure off in a way, if that makes sense. He pulled my hair, told me what he wanted, told me that he could tell what I wanted. It was very erotic. At one point, Dragon had reached over and used his hand on my ass while Stan used his on my pussy. All I remember was seeing stars at that point.

We reached the point where it was his turn - I wanted him to fuck me and he knew it - he got up to ready himself with protection. Sheila was on the floor with Dragon between her legs and I went down to kiss her and suckle on her for a few moments until Stan returned.

He did, and we began the great horizontal dance that is fucking. We fucked missionary, we fucked with me on all fours, while sucking on both Dragon and licking Sheila's pussy - one, then another. Flipping me back over, he fucked me some more until he was spent and came.

I didn't come - again - but as stated below, with this being relatively new for me, and with my body not being terribly cooperative in that regard on most days - it wasn't unexpected and in no way was as a result of anything Stan did or didn't do. I came close SEVERAL times - both when Sheila was licking my pussy, and when Stan was working me with his hand. Right on that edge, but couldn't quite reach the summit. Maybe next time. ;-)

After more demands from Stan about me showing up next time in a trench coat and bow tie, and urging reservations to be made at Hedo, we left. I fell asleep in the car.

After arriving home, however, brushing teeth and getting into bed naked, Dragon pounced on me and said he wanted to fuck me. Well gee....okay!

Fuck me he did. Oh boy. Fucked me with his cock, fucked me with our huge rubber cock "Milty," and after flipping me on all fours, proceeded to grease himself up to slide into my ass while Milty was in my pussy. After TOTALLY working me over, he flipped me onto my back, drove his cock back into my ass, and completely pounded me until he exploded. It was intense.

All in all, I'd say I had a pretty damn good day of sex. Makes me smile just to think about it. Makes me freaking wet to think about it too!

Damn. I need a cold shower. See you cats later.

UPDATE: Well, I posted the above and completely neglected the part about Dragon being with another woman again, and my impressions through our 2nd event. It was a bit different this time - not as painful as the first time - but not because I had suddenly grown immune, and not because of that lovely exlixir that is scotch. It was because I didn't have a bird's eye view of it all. I was quite busy myself with that soft-haired gent, Stan while Sheila and Dragon were on the floor not quite in my line of vision. I have mixed emotions about that in and of itself - again with wanting a more "group" or "communal" environment. I think at certain points, a pairing off is just a natural transition, and it probably takes a bit more work and configuration to make it a group effort. That aside, I heard her, I heard him, and shut my mind down. But it did become quite emotionally painful in discussing it later with Dragon. He was talking to me about how verbally instructive Sheila was (something he enjoyed because it helped her reach climax easily), and was essentially giving me a brief play-by-play. Ouch. The self-analyzation continues....