The Perfect Evening

She: Ordered & brought home good chinese food.
He: Set out candles, wine, chopsticks and music.
They: Had a lovely conversation on the sofa about Dane Cook's "my first blowjob" comedy routine.
She: Gave him a blowjob on the sofa.
He: Thanked her profusely. Wondered how he got so lucky.

They: Watched The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada (review)

She: Wanted to watch internet porn (Arianna's First DP)
He: Was happy to oblige her. Wondered how he got so lucky.
She: Lay next to him and stroked and sucked his cock while fantasizing that she was the girl in the movie

He: Pumped her to an earth-shattering orgasm with his cock, hands and thick rubber dildo when the movie was over.
She: Caught her breath as he lubricated his cock.
He: Slid his cock into her ass and pumped hard as she told him how glorious it felt the first time he fucked her in the ass .
He: Came for the second time since dinner.
He: Wondered how he got so lucky.

Ice water. Sleep.

What a marriage.